THIS IS HOW BUSINESS IS DONE

Even if u have nothing, you can get anything , but your attitude should be positive.
Father: I want you to marrry a girl of my choice
Son: I will choose my own bride
Father: But the girl is Bill Gates daughter
Son: Well , in that case.. ok

Next Day Father approaches Bill Gates

Father: I have a husband for your daughter
Bill Gates: But my daughter is too young to marry
Father: But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank
Bill Gates: Ah, in that case ...ok

Father finally goes to see the President of the World Bank

Father: I have a young man to be recommended as vice-president
Presidnet: But I already have more Vice-Presidnets then I need
Father: But this young man is Bill Gates "Son In Law"
President: Ah in that case... ok

THESE THINGS ARE DONE BY INDIANS AFTER RETURNING FROM STATES

* Use Nope for No and Yep for Yes.

* Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.

* Drinks and carries minerals water and always speeks of health conscious.

* Sprays Deo's such that he dosen't need to take bath.

* Sneezes and sys "Excuse me".

* Dosen't forget to crib about air about air pollution. Keeps on cribbing every time he steps out.

* Says all the distances in Miles and counts in Millions (which is noramlly not used in India).

* Tries to figure all the prices in dollars as far as possible but keeps on converting all dollars into rupees.

* Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions.

* Even after 2 months , complaints about "Jet Lag".

* Avoids eating more chili stuff .

* Tries to drink "Diet coke" , instead of normal Coke.

* Complain about anything in India as if he is experiencing it for the first time.

* From the luggage bag, dose not remove the stickers of airways which he travelled back to India, even after months of arrivel.

* Tries to begin conversation with "In US...." or "When I was in US..."

Ordinary People Will Never Do These Sort Of Things

It was a Sports Stadium.Eight Children were standing on the track to participate in a running event.
Ready!
Steady!!
Bang !!!

With the sound of Toy pistol, all eight girls started running. Hardly had they covered ten to fifteen steps, when one of the smaller girls slipped and fell down, due to bruises and pain she started crying. When the other seven girls heard the little girl cry they stopped running, stood for a while and turned back. Seeing the girl on the track they all ran to help, one among them bent down, picked her up and kissed her gently and enquired as to how she was and a lot of questions was asked.

They then lifted the fallen girl pacifying her. Two of them held her firmly while all seven joined hands together and walked together towards the winning post. There was pin drop silence at the spectator's stand, officials were shocked. Slow claps multiplied to thousands as the spectators stood up in appreciation. Many eyes were filled with tears and perhaps even God's! YES.!! This happened in Hyderabad [INDIA], recently!

The sport was conducted by National Institute of Mental Health. All these special girls had come to participate in this event and they were spastic children. Yes, they were Mentally Challenged.
What did they teach the WORLD.?
Teamwork.?
Humanity.?
Equality among all.??
Successful people help others who are slow in learning
So that they are not left far behind.

We never do this because we have brains !!!!

Want to know what LIFE is ????

Arthur Ashe, the legendary Wimbledon player was dying of AIDS which he got due to infected blood he received during a heart surgery in 1983. From world over, he received letters from his fans, one of which conveyed...

"Why does GOD have to select you for such a bad disease"????


To this Arthur Ashe replied

The world over -- 50 million children start playing tennis, 5 million learn to play tennis, 500,000 learn professional tennis, 50,000 come to the circuit, 5000 reach the grand slam, 50 reach Wimbledon, 4 to semi final, 2 to the finals, when I was holding a cup I never asked GOD 'Why me?'.
And today in pain I should not be asking GOD 'Why me?'
Happiness keeps you Sweet,
Trials keep you Strong,
Sorrow keeps you Human,
Failure keeps you humble and Success keeps you glowing,
but only Faith & Attitude Keeps you going...

This is LIFE.. what ever happens we have to go in our LIFE Until we live ALIVE...

Explanation Of Suprabatham ( Part 9 )

25. " Ela lavanga ghanasaara sugandhi thirtham divyamviyathsarithi hemaghateshu purnam drutwadhya vaidika sikhamanaya: prahrushta: thishtanthi venkatapathe ! thava suprabhatham "

The Brahmins, well versed in the Vedas, are now joyfully waiting (for worshipping you), carrying the golden pots filled with the water of the Divine Ganges (AkashGanga) which (waters) are rendered fragrant by (mixing of) the cardamoms, cloves and camphor. Lord of Venkatachala! May it be an auspicious dawn to Thee?

26. " Bhaswanudethi vikachani saroruhani sampoorayanthi ninadai : kakubho vihangha: sri vaishnavassathatha marthitha mangalasthe dhamasrayanthi thava venkata ! subrabhatham "

The twittering of birds on all sides proclaims the dawn of the day. Devotees are gathered in numbers and they sing their vociferous adoration to you.

27. " Bhramadayas suravaras samaharshayastthe santhassa nandana mukhastvatha yogivarya: dhamanthike thavahi mangala vasthu hastha: sri venkatachalapathe ! thava suprabhatham "

The Chief of Gods like Brahma, the great sages and the good Yogins as Sanandana are (waiting) at Thy abode, holding auspicious things in their hands. Lord of Venkatachala! May it be an auspicious dawn to Thee.

28. " Lakshminivasa niravadya gunaika sindo : samsarasagara samuththaranaika setho vedanta vedya nijavaibhava bhakta bhogya sri venkatachalapathe ! thava suprabhatham "

Abode of Lakshmi! Ocean of faultless (and auspicious) virtues! Bridge to cross the ocean of transmigration (samsara)! One whose glory is known through the Upanishads! One enjoyed by the devotees! Lord of Venkatachala! May it be an auspicious dawn to Thee.

Explanation Of Suprabatham ( Part 8 )

22. "Sri padmanabha purushothama vasudeva vaikuntha madhava janardana chakrapane sri vathsachinha saranagatha parijatha sri venkatachalapathe! thava suprabhatham "

Bakthas are chanting your names as Vasudeva, Madhava, Govinda, Janardhana, Chakrapani and other endearing names. Devotees are ever ready to obey Your Command.

23. " Kandarpa darpa hara sundara divya murthe kanthaa kuchamburuha kutmialola drishte kalyana nirmala gunakara divyakeerthe sri venkatachalapathe! thava suprabhatham "

Your beauty enchants Sri Lakshmi. She would not leave her Lord. For the sake of Bakthas get up please and afford them Dharshan.

24. " Minakruthe kamatakola nrusimha varnin swamin parashvatha thapodana ramachandra seshamsharama yadhunandana kalki roopa sri venkatachalapathe ! thava suprabhatham "

Thy descent from Paramapada was heralded in Thy numerous avatars when you did immense good to your devotees.. Great God, do come to us to help us in our distress.

Explanation Of Suprabatham ( Part 7 )

19. "Thwathpadadhulibharita spurithothha manga :swargapavarga nirapeksha nijantharanga: kalpagamakalanaya kulatham labhanthe sri venkatachalapathe ! thava suprabhatham"

Surya and the rest of the Navagrahas are steadfast in their dutiful obeisance to your devotees. They await Your Command to serve you through your devotees.

20. "Thvadgopuragra sikharani nirikshmana swargapavarga padavim paramam shrayantha:marthyaa manushyabhuvane mathimashrayanthe sri venkatachalapathe ! thava suprabhatham"

Srinivasa! Mankind desires to be with you forever and forever in Venkatam and to serve you life-long.

21. "Sri bhuminayaka dayadhi gunamrtabdhe devadhideva ! jagadeka saranya murthe srimann-ananta-garudadibhir arcitanghre! sri venkatachalapathe ! thava suprabhatham"

Lord of Sridevi and Bhudevi! The ocean of nectar of compassion and other virtues! The chief of Gods! The sole refuge of the Universe! The possessor of Sri ( i.e., wealth)! One whose feet are worshipped by Ananta and Garuda!