THIS IS HOW BUSINESS IS DONE

Even if u have nothing, you can get anything , but your attitude should be positive.
Father: I want you to marrry a girl of my choice
Son: I will choose my own bride
Father: But the girl is Bill Gates daughter
Son: Well , in that case.. ok

Next Day Father approaches Bill Gates

Father: I have a husband for your daughter
Bill Gates: But my daughter is too young to marry
Father: But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank
Bill Gates: Ah, in that case ...ok

Father finally goes to see the President of the World Bank

Father: I have a young man to be recommended as vice-president
Presidnet: But I already have more Vice-Presidnets then I need
Father: But this young man is Bill Gates "Son In Law"
President: Ah in that case... ok

THESE THINGS ARE DONE BY INDIANS AFTER RETURNING FROM STATES

* Use Nope for No and Yep for Yes.

* Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.

* Drinks and carries minerals water and always speeks of health conscious.

* Sprays Deo's such that he dosen't need to take bath.

* Sneezes and sys "Excuse me".

* Dosen't forget to crib about air about air pollution. Keeps on cribbing every time he steps out.

* Says all the distances in Miles and counts in Millions (which is noramlly not used in India).

* Tries to figure all the prices in dollars as far as possible but keeps on converting all dollars into rupees.

* Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions.

* Even after 2 months , complaints about "Jet Lag".

* Avoids eating more chili stuff .

* Tries to drink "Diet coke" , instead of normal Coke.

* Complain about anything in India as if he is experiencing it for the first time.

* From the luggage bag, dose not remove the stickers of airways which he travelled back to India, even after months of arrivel.

* Tries to begin conversation with "In US...." or "When I was in US..."

Ordinary People Will Never Do These Sort Of Things

It was a Sports Stadium.Eight Children were standing on the track to participate in a running event.
Ready!
Steady!!
Bang !!!

With the sound of Toy pistol, all eight girls started running. Hardly had they covered ten to fifteen steps, when one of the smaller girls slipped and fell down, due to bruises and pain she started crying. When the other seven girls heard the little girl cry they stopped running, stood for a while and turned back. Seeing the girl on the track they all ran to help, one among them bent down, picked her up and kissed her gently and enquired as to how she was and a lot of questions was asked.

They then lifted the fallen girl pacifying her. Two of them held her firmly while all seven joined hands together and walked together towards the winning post. There was pin drop silence at the spectator's stand, officials were shocked. Slow claps multiplied to thousands as the spectators stood up in appreciation. Many eyes were filled with tears and perhaps even God's! YES.!! This happened in Hyderabad [INDIA], recently!

The sport was conducted by National Institute of Mental Health. All these special girls had come to participate in this event and they were spastic children. Yes, they were Mentally Challenged.
What did they teach the WORLD.?
Teamwork.?
Humanity.?
Equality among all.??
Successful people help others who are slow in learning
So that they are not left far behind.

We never do this because we have brains !!!!