Be careful with Small Children

THIS IS A CONVERSATION THAT TOOK PLACE INFLIGHT, SEATS JUST AHEAD OF OURS

A Stranger was seated next to a little Girl on the Airplane, when the Stranger turned to her and said,Let's talk. I've heard that Flights go Quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. The little Girl, who had just opened her book closed it slowly and said to the stranger, what would you like to talk about ? Oh I don't know, said the stranger. How about Nuclear Power? OK, she said. That could be an Interesting topic but let me ask you a Question first. A Horse, a Cow, and a Deer, all Eat the same Stuff, Grass. Yet a Deer Excretes little Pellets while a Cow turns out a Flat Patty and a Horse produces Clumps of dried Grass . Why do you suppose that is so ? The stranger thinks about it and says, Hmmm, I have no idea to which the little Girl replies, Do you really feel qualified to discuss Nuclear Power when you don't know.
CRAP ? ?
Be careful while talking to small children because of the advanced technology the future generation has grown a lot

Family problems in America

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot. The Indian man said to the American, you know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once. We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love. I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems. The American said, Talking about love marriages. I'll tell you my story. I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle, situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.

And you say you have family problems..

Some of the modified Newton Laws

Universal law:
                            Love can neither be created nor be destroyed only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money

First law:
                           A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy

Second law:
                           The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance

Third law:
                        The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slap

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