* Use Nope for No and Yep for Yes.
* Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.
* Drinks and carries minerals water and always speeks of health conscious.
* Sprays Deo's such that he dosen't need to take bath.
* Sneezes and sys "Excuse me".
* Dosen't forget to crib about air about air pollution. Keeps on cribbing every time he steps out.
* Says all the distances in Miles and counts in Millions (which is noramlly not used in India).
* Tries to figure all the prices in dollars as far as possible but keeps on converting all dollars into rupees.
* Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions.
* Even after 2 months , complaints about "Jet Lag".
* Avoids eating more chili stuff .
* Tries to drink "Diet coke" , instead of normal Coke.
* Complain about anything in India as if he is experiencing it for the first time.
* From the luggage bag, dose not remove the stickers of airways which he travelled back to India, even after months of arrivel.
* Tries to begin conversation with "In US...." or "When I was in US..."
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