Explanation Of Suprabatham ( Part 2)

4. "Thava suprabhatham aravindalochane ! bhavathu prasanna mukhachandra mandale vidhisankarendra vanithabhirarchithe ! vrishasaila nathadavithel dayanidhe "May it be an auspicious dawn to Thee, O Lakshmi of the eyes like the lotus, of a bright face like the Moon, worshipped by the wives of Brahma, Shankara and Indra and a treasure of compassion. You have an endearing attachment to your devotees.

5. "Athriyadhi saptharushays samupasya sandhyam aakasa sindhu kamalani manoharani aadaya padhayuga marchayithum prapanna: seshadrisekhara vibho! thava suprabhatham"

Having worshipped the morning twilight (i.e., having said the morning prayer, namely, the sandhyavandana) the seven sages like Arti, bringing the beautiful lotuses from the Divine Ganges, have arrived to worship Thy feet. Lord of Seshachala! May it be an auspicious dawn to Thee?

6. " Panchananabja bhava shanmukha vasavadhya: tryvikramadhi charitham vibhudhasthuvanthi bhashapathipatathi vasara shuddhi marath seshadri-sekhara-vibho! thava subrabhatham "

Aran, Aryan, Shanmuga and Devas are all-anxious to adore you. The daily Panchangam is to be read and approved by you. Get up, Srinivasa, dear.

Explanation Of Suprabatham ( Part 1)

1."kausalya supraja rama!purva sandhya pravartate, uthishta! narasardula! kartavyam daivam ahnikam "

Sri Rama! Kausalya's endearing son! Wake up, dear! You have to do your day-to-day duties do wake up please.

2."Uthishtothishta! govinda! uthishta garudadhvaja! uthishta kamalakantha! thrilokyam mangalam kuru "

O Govinda, wake up! O Garudadhvaja! Wake up. O Kamalakanta (i.e.., the husband of Kamala)! All the three worlds are under your rule, they have to prosper, Wake up, my child.

3. " Matas samsastajagatam : madhukaitabhareh vakshoviharini ! manohara-divyamurte : sri swamini srithajana priya danaseele ! sri Venkatesadayithe thava suprabhatham "

May it be an auspicious dawn (morning) to Thee, O Lakshmi, the Mother of the Worlds, the ever dweller on the chest of Vishnu ( i..e., the enemy of the demons, madhu and Kaitabha), of attractive and divine form, the Mistress and of the nature of granting the desired objects of those seeking refuge!

PRICELESS WORDS

A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover and he forces himself to open his eyes . The first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean, so is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.
"Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping.
Love You!"

Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door". Confused, the man asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!"

His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said, "LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!"

Moral
Self-induced hangover - $ 400.00
Broken crockery - $ 800.00
Breakfast - $ 10.00
Saying the Right Thing While Drunk – "PRICELESS ".

There are truly some things that both money and Mastercard Can't BUY.

Be careful with Small Children

THIS IS A CONVERSATION THAT TOOK PLACE INFLIGHT, SEATS JUST AHEAD OF OURS

A Stranger was seated next to a little Girl on the Airplane, when the Stranger turned to her and said,Let's talk. I've heard that Flights go Quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. The little Girl, who had just opened her book closed it slowly and said to the stranger, what would you like to talk about ? Oh I don't know, said the stranger. How about Nuclear Power? OK, she said. That could be an Interesting topic but let me ask you a Question first. A Horse, a Cow, and a Deer, all Eat the same Stuff, Grass. Yet a Deer Excretes little Pellets while a Cow turns out a Flat Patty and a Horse produces Clumps of dried Grass . Why do you suppose that is so ? The stranger thinks about it and says, Hmmm, I have no idea to which the little Girl replies, Do you really feel qualified to discuss Nuclear Power when you don't know.
CRAP ? ?
Be careful while talking to small children because of the advanced technology the future generation has grown a lot

Family problems in America

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot. The Indian man said to the American, you know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once. We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love. I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems. The American said, Talking about love marriages. I'll tell you my story. I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle, situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.

And you say you have family problems..

Some of the modified Newton Laws

Universal law:
                            Love can neither be created nor be destroyed only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money

First law:
                           A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy

Second law:
                           The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance

Third law:
                        The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slap

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